Life…

I was trting to find a saying or quote that would help me with what I’m going through right now and I found this. I think it covers everything that I am feeling right now.

Serenity Under Pressure

Heavenly Father

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change.

The wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off.

Help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work: 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, 5% on Friday.

And help me to remember: When I’m having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.

Amen

I’m just joking, I needed this to make me laught.

I’m sure The Big Guy knows what he is doing and that I will come out of this a better person!!

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