Redneck Medical Terms

I saw this posted be a friend and thought it was pretty funny.

You know I like lists of any kind. It still boggles my mind on who comes up with this stuff and how it gets past around.

But whoever it is, thanks for the laugh or two.

Redneck Medical Terms

A pubic hair is a type of wild rabbit.

Asphalt describes rectal problems.

A condom is a large apartment.

Douche is the French word for “twelve.

Genitals are people of non-Jewish descent.

A diaphragm is a drawing in Geometry.

Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke.

An erection is when Japanese people vote.

A dildo is a variety of the sweet pickle.

An umbilical chord is part of a parachute.

Spread Eagle is an extinct bird.

A menstrual cycle has three wheels.

The clitoris is a type of flower.

Testacles are found on an octopus.

Kotex is a radio station in Cincinnati.

Masturbate is used to catch large fish.

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