New Tornado Policy for Detroit and Nearby Areas…

Posted on October 15, 2008 by Sylvia

NEW TORNADO POLICY FOR DETROIT AND NEARBY AREAS (UNCLASSIFIED)

NEW TORNADO POLICY FOR DETROIT AND NEARBY AREAS:

In case of possible tornadoes sweeping through Detroit and nearby areas, we suggest that all residents take shelter at the Detroit Lion’s Ford Field, because of the strong likelihood that a touchdown will not occur there.

Thank you for your cooperation,

National Weather Bureau

I got this from my sister, Cynthia. I thought it was pretty funny!

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